Wednesday, November 11, 2009
I think the dirtiest thing for the Amish would be pre-marital phone sex.
People claim that fasting can get you closer to God. I suppose that the less of you that exists the closer the resemblance.
Religious households are those in which children are told, “you’ll thank us when you’re dead.”
I saw a newspaper called “The Muslim Observer” and from the title I initially mistook it for a publication put out by the Department of Homeland Security.
There’s a sucker born again every minute.
To be tolerant of religion is to say, “I’m not going to tell you how to tell other people how to live their lives.”
God helps those who never help anyone else.
While I don’t believe in an ultimate higher power I am open to the idea that power is the ultimate high.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
People who contend that homosexuality is unnatural also hold that the supernatural is not.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I’m writing a work of religious inspiration called “Five Books You Will Burn in Heaven”.