I have paid for sex before just not with money and never in advance.
(to be used in case I am ever elected to anything) A lot of people have criticized my tactics and many of you have called me names. Well who’s calling names now you stinking animals? Shut up!
I laid down my grudge to bear. I now use it to grind my axe.
The main thing hard work has given me is a desire to criticize and punish the lazy.
My Doctor said, “I’m going to listen to your heart.” I told him, “It’ll just say quit your job and burn down the building.”
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how hard you fucked his wife.
I once threw pebbles at a girl’s window until she opened it, and then I threw them at her face.
Sometimes, the only way you’re willing to spend time in another man’s shoes is if you’re dancing on his grave.
Every time I upload a new picture to Facebook I seem to be thinking, “this’ll show her.”