Friday, November 18, 2011
I have paid for sex before just not with money and never in advance.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
(to be used in case I am ever elected to anything) A lot of people have criticized my tactics and many of you have called me names. Well who’s calling names now you stinking animals? You are no more than yammering baboons, your grotesque jabbering is matched only by your swollen backsides, scraping the ground [...]
Monday, November 30, 2009
I laid down my grudge to bear. I now use it to grind my axe.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The main thing hard work has given me is a desire to criticize and punish the lazy.
My Doctor said, “I’m going to listen to your heart.” I told him, “It’ll just say quit your job and burn down the building.”
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how hard you fucked his wife.
I once threw pebbles at a girl’s window until she opened it, and then I threw them at her face.
Sometimes, the only way you’re willing to spend time in another man’s shoes is if you’re dancing on his grave.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Every time I upload a new picture to Facebook I seem to be thinking, “this’ll show her.”