LAUGH AT: VALENTINE’S DAY SUCCESSIn this funny short, struggling motivational speaker and failed businessman Micky Vax has some Valentine’s Day secrets for “success”. via Msn
I haven’t had much luck with women but I’ve had a few well executed schemes.
A lot of people try and use the internet to help their love lives. No reason the cause of your isolation can’t be the cure, right?
In this era, everyone considers himself a Casanova when, in fact, your average male is barely capable of landing one good woman throughout his entire life.
If I dated only white girls no one would say I have a fetish but you date two Asian women and suddenly you have yellow fever.
A woman told me, “to say I love you for your virtues discredits me for loving you in spite of your defects.”
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This girl told me, “Every guy I’ve slept with has been one in a million.” But that would make it 150 guys if you confine it to the US alone.
Love can cause you to overlook anything about a person. Sometimes everything.
I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women who are on the site don’t realize it.
I finally met a woman who truly understands me. She has since left as a result.
When you enter into long term commitment they call it, “getting serious” because that’s when it ceases to be any fun whatsoever.
A woman once accused me of “intimacy issues.” I replied, “what’re you kidding? I’m being intimate with plenty of women.”
There’s nothing romantic about being a writer. Its labor is undertaken in solitude and its fruits are usually enjoyed in the same manner.
My girlfriend gave me ankle weights for my birthday which is a sinister gift because I don’t jog, I swim.
Watching the average guy try and pick up on a woman in a bar is like watching someone try and nail jell-o to a ceramic plate.
You never know how much someone cares until you see how badly you can hurt them.
I once threw pebbles at a girl’s window until she opened it, and then I threw them at her face.
There is a species of dysfunctional romantic for whom the concept of love is defined by its collapse.
It’s a good thing if a woman asks you to dance, unless she’s holding two pistols.