Clever Things to Say » romance http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/04/13/2445/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2445 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/04/13/2445/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:46:34 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2445 I’ve heard girls complain that all they can get out of us these days is casual sex whereas my complaint is that I can’t get any casual sex.

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LAUGH AT: VALENTINE’S DAY SUCCESSIn this funny short, struggling motivational speaker and failed businessman Micky Vax has some Valentine’s Day secrets for “success”.

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]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/19/2094/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/05/2074/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2074 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/05/2074/#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:12:18 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2074 A lot of people try and use the internet to help their love lives. No reason the cause of your isolation can’t be the cure, right?

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/05/2074/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/10/1762/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1762 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/10/1762/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 18:37:08 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1762 In this era, everyone considers himself a Casanova when, in fact, your average male is barely capable of landing one good woman throughout his entire life.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/10/1762/feed/ 1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/04/1757/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1757 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/04/1757/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 20:06:54 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1757 If I dated only white girls no one would say I have a fetish but you date two Asian women and suddenly you have yellow fever.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/04/1757/feed/ 1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/26/1686/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1686 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/26/1686/#comments Fri, 26 Nov 2010 18:00:02 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1686 A woman told me, “to say I love you for your virtues discredits me for loving you in spite of your defects.”

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/26/1686/feed/ 0 Things http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/10/14/things/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=things http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/10/14/things/#comments Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:58:10 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1570 2How are things?

1Things are good.

2Yes?

1Yes. There are many things and all of them are all good.

2That is great.

1Yes you are right and it is true. How are things for you?

2Very new. There is a thing I did not have before but now I do and it is good.

1Is it a talking thing?

2Yes. It talks all the time and it fucks as well.

1Is it fucking you?

2Very much. It fucks and talks and sometimes it does both at once.

1I understand. That is exciting.

2I agree that you understand.

1I had a talking fucking thing and then I did not and it was bad.

2That is bad. You had the thing and then you did not.

1Right! I hate it when I don’t have something that I did. It makes no sense. If I have a thing how can it go away? It is mine!

2It is confusing when you bring fuck into a thing, is my opinion

1&2[Laughter]

1Your opinion is very good. You have many of them and they are all very smart.

2They are like facts except it is impossible to check them.

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But that would make it 150 guys if you confine it to the US alone.

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