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I once threw pebbles at a girl’s window until she opened it, and then I threw them at her face.

There is a species of dysfunctional romantic for whom the concept of love is defined by its collapse.

It’s a good thing if a woman asks you to dance, unless she’s holding two pistols.

Many couples remain silent during sex so as to spare each other the reminder that someone else is there.