I want to go to a brothel for my birthday. Usually, I don’t do anything out of the ordinary so this year will be the same.
“After sex I always feel like a whole new man.” “Really, even after you just had that first one?”
Why are there so many scientific studies on the benefits of ingesting semen but none on the medicinal properties of vaginal ejaculate?
The appeal of prostitution is the notion of an honest, straightforward conversation that leads to sex.
Wednesday is called “Humpday” because it’s the middle of the work week, when you really feel like you’re getting fucked.
People keep asking me, “Hey Miles, what’s your plan for New Year’s?” and I tell them, “I’m taking ecstasy,” which is a lie.
As far as those condoms made from sheep intestine, I’m alright with bestiality but NOT necrophilia, or was it the other way around?
I haven’t had much luck with women but I’ve had a few well executed schemes.
The sexuality of today’s young people is fertilized in pornography. It’s intimidating for the boys, who worry, “if I’m going to lose my virginity I don’t need to just find a girl to sleep but two other guys to fuck her as well.”
Did you know you can walk around the beach in a speedo with a fully engorged erection and not break any laws?