The sexuality of today’s young people is fertilized in pornography. It’s intimidating for the boys, who worry, “if I’m going to lose my virginity I don’t need to just find a girl to sleep but two other guys to fuck her as well.”
I participate in Craigslist casual encounters of the third kind.
Did you know you can walk around the beach in a speedo with a fully engorged erection and not break any laws?
I have no problem with hunting as long as it is done for food, or maybe at least sex.
If your acting teacher wants to know why you’re in his class don’t tell him that it’s to get better at sexual roleplay.
In this era, everyone considers himself a Casanova when, in fact, your average male is barely capable of landing one good woman throughout his entire life.
Transference is the only reason my therapist has clients.
I heard that it was fun to take ambien and then stay awake and masturbate. I didn’t enjoy it at all; my hand fell asleep.
When I want to mess with someone I show up to a Craigslist casual encounter wearing a tuxedo.
Most people don’t realize that the song “Come on Eileen” was actually just a song about what’s on Eileen.
A lot of women say size doesn’t matter but then why do they scream when I take out my two foot cock?
They say, “you only live once,” but tell that to the wasted sperm in my tissue basket.
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I wish baseball had a fifth base because then we’d have a cute way of talking about anal sex.
When aliens perform an archeological survey of the internet they will spend most of that time sifting through porn.
“I like you, but as a friend” “A friend with benefits?” “Um probably not.” “Well how about just the benefits?”
This girl told me, “Every guy I’ve slept with has been one in a million.” But that would make it 150 guys if you confine it to the US alone.
I’ve been using craigslist ride share but I’ve noticed it works a lot better if I cross list in casual encounters.
I have to thank my mother for helping all my dreams come true, except the sex dreams. That would just be creepy.
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