Clever Things to Say » silly http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:23:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/01/2330/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2330 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/01/2330/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:18:23 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2330 “What’s a laughing matter?”

“Nitrous oxide, among other things.”

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