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Joke Prototypes

admin — Thu, 03 May 2012 18:50:42 +0000

Two men approach heaven but are delayed in entering. One of them goes to hell.

A travelling salesman comes to a farmhouse and talks to the farmer. He then is then told either that he is not allowed to have sex with the Farmer’s daughters or that he must. He does.

Why did the inanimate object do something anthropomorphic? Because no one objected!

How many people of a certain classification does it take to screw in a light bulb? More than one.

A woman does an unexpected thing and the bartender tells a patron, “I’d like to see her try that with a curtain.”

admin — Tue, 01 May 2012 19:30:38 +0000

I’ve become so proficient with time saving techniques I now do nothing.

admin — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:00:32 +0000

My linguist friend smokes a ton of pot. He’s a real Rosetta stoner.

admin — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:06:10 +0000

How come you never see water and ships in the same bottle?

admin — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:50:26 +0000

“I darned my socks.

“Yeah, fuck those socks.”

admin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:18:23 +0000

“What’s a laughing matter?”

“Nitrous oxide, among other things.”

admin — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:06:14 +0000

Someone asked if I would fuck a life sized tater tot. Does that just mean a regular sized tater tot?

admin — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:30:20 +0000

Since becoming an adult it sometimes seems as though life has lost all its flavor crystals.

admin — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:27:55 +0000

I took a personality test on nationalgeographic.com and it turns out I’m a box of earwigs.

admin — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 17:10:06 +0000

I’m not just some Merman I am a MerMiles.