Thursday, February 23, 2012
Nate is a young man whose life is tragically cut short. Now he’s in heaven hanging out with all his internal organs as they go on a series of crazy, afterlife adventures. Hang on, because this season is gonna be a heartfelt attack on the funny bone.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
I recently did a couple of characters on Natasha Muse’s radio program. I come in around the 1:00:00 mark Too Soon Show
What do you call a man who’s too drunk to drive? A cab. What do you call a lady leaving your hotel room? Also a cab. What do you call a surly DMV worker? A bitch. Two men are in the barbershop when their friend phones from the tavern and tells them that he’s coming [...]
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Chris: You bought a prosthetic penis to go over your real penis?
Thursday, October 14, 2010
2How are things? 1Things are good. 2Yes? 1Yes. There are many things and all of them are all good. 2That is great. 1Yes you are right and it is true. How are things for you? 2Very new. There is a thing I did not have before but now I do and it is good. 1Is [...]
This is a short sketch that I wrote to illustrate the absurdity of the near-death mindset, and the often dark comedy that has taken hold in recent decades. If you like, print it out, get some special effects and iMovie and go shoot the thing – I’d love to see how it plays out in [...]
Thursday, January 14, 2010
A younger man CAM, dressed in overalls, is talking with GUS who is old. CAM What a day huh Gus? GUS You’ve got to get one more tent up before nightfall but I can’t help you with it. CAM Why? You tired or something? GUS No I can’t help you with that tent, because it’s [...]
Thursday, December 24, 2009
This is a sketch I’m currently working on to be performed at a time and location as of yet undetermined. So both of you are test subjects for our new truth serum? A: Yes B: No You’re not both here for the serum experiment? A: No B: Yes Are you here for the experiment? A: [...]
Thursday, October 15, 2009
A room with the living room furniture of the working class. Andy is thin and well dressed, his stocky father, Leo, sits, both hairy arms crossed over his chest, next to Andy’s worried looking mother, Helen. Andy: Mom, Dad, there’s something I’ve needed to tell you for a long time- jeez this is hard- and [...]