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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Maybe Lance Armstrong just sold that other testicle to the Devil.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

I’d like it if instead of sports teams being named after stuff they actually were made up of that stuff because then I’d get a real kick out of watching the Giants fight it out against the Tigers.

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Monday, March 5, 2012

How good are professional athletes, really? Your average sports team loses half its games.  

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Monday, March 7, 2011

They should have atom smashing at the x-games.

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Last night Texas lost to the San Francisco Giants. They’re calling it the Alamo 2010.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

I wish baseball had a fifth base because then we’d have a cute way of talking about anal sex.

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Friday, February 26, 2010

Practice football and you’re sure to be better prepared when game night arrives. Practice abstinence and you will certainly fumble on the night in question.

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Being a pro football coach is like being a commander on a battlefield, except it pays better.

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