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Fake Bios for Local Comedians

Day by day, moment by moment, Jesse Elias is crushing your comedy dreams by living them himself. His accomplishments are numerous, and grand, and will instantly make clear how sallow and pathetic your own accomplishments are in comparison. He is the #1 winner of the San Jose Orange Peeling Competition, he owns one or more […]

As artists we resent the necessity of a job. But even Superman had to go to work 9-5.

“Men and women sure are different, huh guys? Different but equal. That is why they need separate bathrooms.”