Clever Things to Say » stupid http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/03/28/2416/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2416 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/03/28/2416/#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:47:42 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2416 Someone put stapled paper through the shredder and it shredded the paper shredder.

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“Yeah, fuck those socks.”

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(co-written with Ameen)

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