I’ve been giving my iPod only organic electricity so that it grows up to be a big healthy iPad.
A lot of people try and use the internet to help their love lives. No reason the cause of your isolation can’t be the cure, right?
The sexuality of today’s young people is fertilized in pornography. It’s intimidating for the boys, who worry, “if I’m going to lose my virginity I don’t need to just find a girl to sleep but two other guys to fuck her as well.”
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
The only way I’d win an iPad is if someone else lost an iPad
People used to get excited about the arrival of the mail each day; now they can get excited about it all day.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
My grandma thinks the iPod shuffle is a dance move.
The world is becoming an ultra-efficient waste of time.
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Facebook is about to force a new profile design on users. Their slogan for this campaign is, “The new Facebook is coming… on your face.”
Friday, December 31, 2010
If someone has an iPhone it means when you’re hanging out you’re going to be talking to the top of his head.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
My phone bill reads, “Printed on recyclable paper.” Not ‘recycled’ but ‘recyclable’. It’s like they already know I’m going to throw it out.
I worry that the collapse of society might severely compromise my ability to blog.
Sometimes I wish I could telecommute to home instead of work.
New iPhone better than old iPhone
Guinness record set by fattest man ‘alive’
Wimbledon tournament gentlemanly display of good sportsmanship
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
I need to stop buying hardcover books for my kindle.
Neighbors are people we wish would get more reliable wireless internet.
We are entering an age where employers will ask, “how do you feel about a job working for computers?”