My grandma thinks the iPod shuffle is a dance move.
The world is becoming an ultra-efficient waste of time.
Facebook is about to force a new profile design on users. Their slogan for this campaign is, “The new Facebook is coming… on your face.”
If someone has an iPhone it means when you’re hanging out you’re going to be talking to the top of his head.
My phone bill reads, “Printed on recyclable paper.” Not ‘recycled’ but ‘recyclable’. It’s like they already know I’m going to throw it out.
I worry that the collapse of society might severely compromise my ability to blog.
Sometimes I wish I could telecommute to home instead of work.
New iPhone better than old iPhone
Guinness record set by fattest man ‘alive’
Wimbledon tournament gentlemanly display of good sportsmanship
I need to stop buying hardcover books for my kindle.
Neighbors are people we wish would get more reliable wireless internet.
We are entering an age where employers will ask, “how do you feel about a job working for computers?”