Sperm That Reaches Fullest Potential Results In Human Being That Will Not BRIDGEPORT, CT—A human gamete ejected from the reproductive organs of a sexually mature male achieved its biological purpose when it penetrated the jelly coated layer of the ovum and fused with the female haploid cell. The sperm cell was the first to reach [...]
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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Man looks up to behold penis emerging from glory hole STOCKTON, CA—Sitting down in a truck stop bathroom, Angel Ramirez was dismayed and surprised to find male genitalia coming out from a hole. “It was truly awful,” claimed Ramirez. A self employed truck driver and father of four, Ramirez sat awkwardly as the mostly erect [...]
Thursday, August 26, 2010
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-Chilean government condemns future acts of homosexuality by trapped miners
New iPhone better than old iPhone
Guinness record set by fattest man ‘alive’
Wimbledon tournament gentlemanly display of good sportsmanship
Art Linkletter dead at 97, forgotten at 80 Liver damaging diet drug re-marketed as liver reducer Dog fed homework
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
Ungrateful Little Bastards Report College is “Alright” Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder Suicide Pact Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner Wrecking Ball Operator Wins Big in Slamming of Abandoned Pog Factory Some were originally printed in the Heuristic Squelch