You only have to tell him once. He is able to open his mouth wide enough to fit a basketball. You don’t have to take him to Disneyland to see his face light up.
1) “The Taming of the Shrew” was originally titled “The Murdering of the Shrew.”
2) The Giant Panda is named ironically as it stands at only two and a half feet.
3) No one ever escapes Fantasy Island.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses. Get drunk Get wasted Get drunk and wasted Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties Rape Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come [...]
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Horton Hears a What? a Who!? Green Eggs and Ham, that We Ate During the Depression How the Liberal Media Stole Christmas Horton Hatches the Egg That Never Calls Him Back Oh the Places You Will Never See Again The Cat in the Hat, that We Ate During the Depression Fox in Argyle Socks Hop [...]
10. Finding Your Light 9. Inner Light 8. Finding Your Inner Light 7. Flipping Your Inner Switch 6. The Quest for Power 5. Turned On and Plugged In 4. Better Love Through Light 3. The Secret 2. Lightening Your Load 1. Finding Your Light Switch in a Darkened Room