Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Every flaw in my character is quietly salvaged as evidence of my genius.
No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.
Every man thinks that playing the stock market is like shooting fish in a barrel. What each man fails to realize is that he’s the fish.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
I saw myself represented as a dot on a graph and not unflatteringly.
I may hate the person I become when drinking but in all fairness I dont think he cares for me either.
Anyone who calls my work barbaric has never had their head split in half with an axe.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I’ve become bored by my dirtiest fantasies. I blame it on their achievement.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The road less travelled has become rather crowded of late.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Woody Allen is a symbol of everything that’s wrong with Woody Allen.
I don’t usually read the New York Times at home because there’s no one there to see me do it.
To those who accuse me of vanity I ask, “who are you again?”