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	<title>Clever Things to Say &#187; vanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every flaw in my character is quietly salvaged as evidence of my genius.]]></description>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/22/1290/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=1290</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 15:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every man thinks that playing the stock market is like shooting fish in a barrel. What each man fails to realize is that he's the fish.]]></description>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/02/24/970/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=970</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw myself represented as a dot on a graph and not unflatteringly.]]></description>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/08/11/476/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=476</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cliche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may hate the person I become when drinking but in all fairness I don’t think he cares for me either.]]></description>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/03/23/the-new-barbarism/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-new-barbarism</link>
		<comments>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/03/23/the-new-barbarism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[literature]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[violence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who calls my work barbaric has never had their head split in half with an axe.]]></description>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/03/18/167/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=167</link>
		<comments>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/03/18/167/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[boredom]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve become bored by my dirtiest fantasies. I blame it on their achievement.]]></description>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/02/26/bohemianism/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=bohemianism</link>
		<comments>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/02/26/bohemianism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=124</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The road less travelled has become rather crowded of late.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The road less travelled has become rather crowded of late.</p>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/02/04/woody-allen/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=woody-allen</link>
		<comments>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/02/04/woody-allen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[irony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nuerosis]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=68</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Woody Allen is a symbol of everything that&#8217;s wrong with Woody Allen.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woody Allen is a symbol of everything that&#8217;s wrong with Woody Allen.</p>
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		<link>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/02/02/well-informed/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=well-informed</link>
		<comments>http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/02/02/well-informed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually read the New York Times at home because there&#8217;s no one there to see me do it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually read the New York Times at home because there&#8217;s no one there to see me do it.</p>
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