Americans think that Risk is the game of world peace.
We need to scour the earth of humanity so that animals can get back to murdering each other in peace.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Succulent carrion spotted by beady eyes of Meg Whitman Local pumpkin patch encourages wasting of food Habitable planet discovered, space race ensues to see who will destroy planet first
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
This Israeli spell-check refuses to recognize the word ‘Palestine’.
Being a pro football coach is like being a commander on a battlefield, except it pays better.
Ironically, a lot of people have trouble recalling the specific reason for memorial day.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man dies but once but far more horribly.
They say even a broken clock is right twice a day but not if that clock is on military time.
A soldier wounded on the field of combat really gets a chance to see what he is made of.
Friday, February 13, 2009
The road to Iraq is paved with good excuses.