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Thursday, December 27, 2012

Last night I drunk dialed my mom and told her that I love her but that we can never be together.

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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Right now I’m in a Southern California paradise which would be great if I weren’t a troll from the netherworld.

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Friday, November 4, 2011

I took a personality test on nationalgeographic.com and it turns out I’m a box of earwigs.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Sometimes it feels like you’re on the outside looking in and then you realize it’s the reverse and you shut the blinds on whoever that is standing by your window.

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