Clever Things to Say

A woman once accused me of “intimacy issues.” I replied, “what’re you kidding? I’m being intimate with plenty of women.”

I remember it differently. As I recall, I was the one who took no pleasure from the act.

Once I was trying to pick up a girl at a party when she told me she was a lesbian, “I fuck other women” she said. “I’ll believe it when I see it” I replied.