Wednesday, April 20, 2011
I wrote a joke about the short duration of cocaine, in fact the joke itself is a one-liner.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
In poetry it is said that every word matters. But I thought the whole problem facing poetry was that none of those words matter.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
I was writing in my notebook at a party full of pretentious hipsters when someone walked up and said, “what do you think you’re better than everyone here?” I told him, “of course I think I’m better than everyone here. That’s exactly why I fit in.”
There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog All good things come to those who watch kettles Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the [...]
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
There’s nothing romantic about being a writer. Its labor is undertaken in solitude and its fruits are usually enjoyed in the same manner.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
He was a man of few words but he used them all in excess.
Experimental fiction tests many things. Among them the reader’s patience.
Anyone who calls my work barbaric has never had their head split in half with an axe.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
The most beautiful words in the English language are typically French.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I’m writing a work of religious inspiration called “Five Books You Will Burn in Heaven”.