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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

People worry about the death of the novel because the only things set to replace it are Facebook and Twitter.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

I wrote a joke about the short duration of cocaine, in fact the joke itself is a one-liner.

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

In poetry it is said that every word matters. But I thought the whole problem facing poetry was that none of those words matter.

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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I was writing in my notebook at a party full of pretentious hipsters when someone walked up and said, “what do you think you’re better than everyone here?” I told him, “of course I think I’m better than everyone here. That’s exactly why I fit in.”

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Specially Mixed Metaphors

Thursday, March 11, 2010

There’s more than one way to skin a sleeping dog All good things come to those who watch kettles Getting caught red handed with a bird in the hand is better than having your hands caught in a bush with angry birds Shit in one hand and hopefully someone will put a fish in the [...]

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

There’s nothing romantic about being a writer. Its labor is undertaken in solitude and its fruits are usually enjoyed in the same manner.  

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

He was a man of few words but he used them all in excess.

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Experimental fiction tests many things. Among them the reader’s patience.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Anyone who calls my work barbaric has never had their head split in half with an axe.

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

The most beautiful words in the English language are typically French.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I’m writing a work of religious inspiration called “Five Books You Will Burn in Heaven”.

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